Dear Readers:
I know I have mentioned in the past that Britney is dead to me. And she is. It all started when the shocking picture of her with a cigarette came out and spiraled continously downward from there...ending with the recent wedding. Did you see those "bridesmaid dresses," I mean, velour sweatsuits?
But as I have been reading your blogs (and I'm surprised how many of them mention her), I have always found her name misspelled.
The proper spelling is B-R-I-T-N-E-Y. She even courteously spelled it out for us in her song "Intimidated." Email me (see my profile page), if you would like to hear it. She also has a weird line in the song that says, "And if my pgo’s o, no, don’t give up to that" I have no idea what this means. Before she was dead to me, I emailed her to ask, but she never wrote back.
I read in How to Win Friends and Influence People that you should never correct people and I like to stick to that. But I figured a broad generalization like this wouldn't offend anyone, would it? Well, anyway there is no offense meant.
Sincerely,
Marcy Dibbleblotts
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I think I am guilty of misspelling Britney's name, but the mistake is quite intentional and strategic. You see, Britney is dead to me, too. And I am now embarrassed of my little moment of loving her (it climaxed with her controversial performance at the MTV Video Music Awards--not the one in which she kissed Madonna [ew] but the one in which she stripped down to that flesh-colored suit). Now I misspell her name so peeps won't think I liked her/knew about her enough to be aware of the unusual spelling of her name. My feigned ignorance merely covers up a six month period during which I loved her.
I am with Carly, Britney is dead to me! Ever since the restraining order came down, the little Beaoch. Never will I spell Brittanys name right AGAIN!
I am shocked you thought Bitrunny knows how to use a computer or how to read. I don't mean to shatter all of your beliefs, but it is her publicists who answer all her questions... sorry.
That flesh-colored suit! Britney is starting to be alive to me again, if only for nostalgic purposes.
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